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Toy Crime

by Thor Kissing

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1.
Bob The Man 02:24
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hello i'm bob the man hello i'm bob the human i'm bob the man - yes i am bob the man i can do a pee whenever i want to i can look over the whole earth - i can see saturn and i can touch a tree i can walk on water and that is what i can hello i'm bob the man hello i'm bob the human i can dream when i want - i can see a cake of birds i am bob the man and i can do whatever i want i can fly top jupiter, mars and venus and the moon how i can? it isn't real - this is my biggest dream hello i'm bob the man hello i'm bob the human
2.
Electronic Lady 01:27
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when i see you walking the dog you are like a synthesizer electronic lady electronic lady electronic lady electronic lady you turn me on like a lamp you are like a guitar amp electronic lady electronic lady electronic lady electronic lady i love you you love me we both laugh like 'hee hee hee' electronic lady electronic lady electronic lady electronic lady
3.
Backyard 05:36
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when i'm in the backyard sitting in the sun then it just feels like a dream but when the rain falls the grass is wet i automatically wake up the sunshine and the rainfall that's just how i am i'm able to deal with it i just let it go when i'm in the backyard and i smell the earth then i think about my health what about the blossom i can smell the air then i feel so sweet the sunshine and the rainfall that's just how i am i'm able to deal with it i just let it go the sunshine is my friend we're friends until the rainfall but the rainfall can be my friend until the sunshine comes again the sunshine and the rainfall that's just how i am i'm able to deal with it i just let it go
4.
Hello, I Need A Friend 05:15
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hello i need a friend hello i need a friend i need a friend
5.
Bananas Are Free 04:01
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put the monkey back into its cage right now you can do it, it don't even matter how i know the monkey's angry but here's some advice give the monkey a banana for the lowest price of zero bucks of zero dollars bananas are free, bananas are free if you need a healthy snack then bananas are free go to the local supermarket and you'll see that as of today bananas are free why don't we have to pay for a delicious banana? this all is from a donator under the name of anna she bought all the bananas in the world some time ago and now she gives them away for free so now you know why bananas are free, bananas are free if you need a healthy snack then bananas are free go to the local supermarket and you'll see that as of today bananas are free
6.
Gimme A Handkerchief 02:18
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gimme a handkerchief you'll get it back 'cos i ain't a thief but i'm warning ya it will get wet i'm really sure, yes i bet my tears are running down like a sad clown because i got the blues
7.
Nightman / Dayman 03:47
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(this song is a tribute to the famous sitcom "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia") Nightman Sneaky and mean There's butter inside my dreams I think I love you You make me wanna cry You make me wanna die I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you Nightman Every night you come into my room And beat me down with your strong arms And pin me down And I try to fight you You come inside me You fill me up And I become the Nightman It's just two men sharing the night It might seem wrong but it's just right It's just two men sharing each other It's just two men like loving brothers One on top and one on bottom One inside and one is out One is screaming he's so happy And the other's screaming a passionate shout It's the Nightmen They're feeling so wrong and right man They're feeling so wrong and right man I can't fight you when you come inside me And pin me down with your strong hands And I become the Night... The passionate passionate Nightman They took you Nightman And you don't belong to them They left me in a world of darkness Without your sexy hand And I miss you Nightman So bad Dayman Fighter of the Nightman Champion of the sun You're a master of karate And a friendship for everyone Dayman Ahahaaaa Fighter of the Nightman Ahahaaaa Champion of the sun Ahahaaaa You're a master of karate And a friendship for everyone Dayman Ahahaaaa Fighter of the Nightman Ahahaaaa Champion of the sun Ahahaaaa You're a master of karate And a friendship for everyone
8.
A Sir From Liverpool 03:57
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a sir from liverpool yes i'm talkin' 'bout paul mccartney a sir from liverpool yes i'm talkin' 'bout paul mccartney sir paul mccartney sir paul mccartney a sir from liverpool yes i'm talkin' 'bout sir paul mccartney sir paul mccartney sir paul mccartney [speech] a sir from liverpool a sir from liverpool a sir from liverpool a sir from liverpool
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Plushy Plushy 02:05
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(instrumental)

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Petrol Candy Records - PECA21

Mainline album #6

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released June 14, 2019

Vocals, guitar, synthesizers, synth drums - Thor Kissing
Produced by Thor Kissing
Recorded at Studio Kissing

All songs written by Thor Kissing, except:
Track 1: Thor Kissing / Peter Witteman
Track 3: Thor Kissing / Diana van Rijn
Track 7: Glenn Howerton

Artwork by Diana van Rijn

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Thor Kissing is a Dutch indie pop weirdo and visual artist born in 1998.

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