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Mint

by Thor Kissing

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Graham Stanley Fabulous stuff! Sounds like something early Cardiacs would have recorded. Favorite track: The Cuddly Kids.
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1.
Logo (Short Silly Songs) 00:10
2.
The Cuddly Kids 00:48
lyrics
We are the cuddly kids We're coming back to you You are the mad man who wants to destroy The ships in the harbour which brings you much joy We wanna fight you with our love We're coming from the sky above You are the bad guy and we are the heroes Our net worth is a one and six zeroes While our name is actually the cuddly kids (cuddly kids) We are grown up men who like some real big tits (real big tits) But hey, who doesn't love big boobies Our goal is to bring peace to the world (to the world)
3.
Copy Paste 00:56
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I'mma copy paste this file From the C drive to drive F Resulting in a backup Of this file Now I'm gonna do the same But now from drive F to drive G Resulting in a second backup Of this file
4.
My Mama 01:22
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She's wearing a pink dress My mama Her life is a big mess My mama She is a brunette My mama Her parents are dead My mama Dip a dee dip a dee day My mama is not okay Today she went to the vet To check her hairy head Yes my mama's a pet She is a pussycat Dip a dee dip a dee day My mama is not okay My mama My mama My mama Spits on me like a llama Mommy Mommy Mommy She cannot move just like a dummy Dip a dee dip a dee day My mama is not okay
5.
Taking A Walk In The Woods 01:46
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Taking a walk in the woods Taking a walk in the woods Taking a walk in the woods Taking a walk in the woods I need to go outside to take a walk I may bump into a friend and have a talk I wanna go to the woods to walk about Just before dinner time I will get out of the woods Taking a walk in the woods Taking a walk in the woods Taking a walk in the woods Taking a walk in the woods It's fun to take a walk within the woods Whenever you get the chance put on your boots Just walk towards the trees and you are there And between these trees you can go anywhere you like Taking a walk in the woods Taking a walk in the woods Taking a walk in the woods Taking a walk in the woods Taking a walk in the woods Taking a walk in the woods Taking a walk in the woods Taking a walk in the woods
6.
Wishing Well 01:00
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In my backyard there's a wishing well When you put in a coin it'll let you make a wish But when you say your wish out loud It will not come out I wish I could fly Up in the sky I wish I could dance In my underpants Because that makes me happy Oops, I said it out loud Now it won't come out In my backyard there's a wishing well When you put in a coin it'll let you make a wish But when you say your wish out loud It will not come out
7.
Christopher Bit My Arm 00:33
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We were in a fight We were in a fight And he bit my arm Didn't let go Didn't let go Christopher He bit my arm Yes he did bite my arm Christopher Christopher bit my arm Christopher bit my arm Christopher bit my arm Christopher bit my arm
8.
My Voice 00:42
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My voice is so important What if I didn't have it? Would you be able to understand me? Well only if I wrote things down My voice is so important What if I didn't have it? If so, I couldn't have a chat That would have been such a shame
9.
People With An M 00:58
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Have you ever murdered a person? No? Then you are good Have you ever murdered a person? Yes? Then you are bad Hip hooray Dip a day Don't you adore people with an M? Hip hooray Dip a day Don't you adore people with an M? Hip hooray Dip a day Don't you adore people with a Don't you adore people with a Don't you adore people with an M?
10.
Two Ponchos 01:33
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I wear two ponchos in the rain and you wear no clothes again The water dripping onto your body gives you horrible pain I wanna give you one of my ponchos but you refuse to wear it Because you are a nudist under the name of Gerrit
11.
Sittin' On The WC 00:32
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I'm sittin' on the WC I have to do a poo and a pee WC WC WC WC yeah
12.
Logo (Astonishingly Awesome Ambiences) 00:14
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Zhengzhou 05:21
14.
The Best View 02:10
15.
Maskland 03:20
16.
Logo (Fuckery For Fun) 00:07
17.
She Makes Me Vomit 02:12
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She is ugly like a witch She hates it when I tell her that she should do plastic surgery And every time I say so she puts on a funny face and that just makes me vomit La la la she makes me vomit La la la she makes me vomit La la la she makes me vomit La la la she makes me vomit La la la she makes me vomit La la la she makes me vomit Now she's pregnant She'll give birth to a baby with a horrible grin We must do everything we can to keep that awful baby in So let's have an abortion then She makes me vomit La la la she makes me vomit La la la she makes me vomit La la la she makes me vomit La la la she makes me vomit La la la she makes me vomit La la la she makes me vomit
18.
Chips And Pills 05:04 video
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Chips and pills Chips and pills Chips and pills Chips and pills Chips and pills Chips and pills Chips and pills Chips and pills Chips and pills Chips and pills Chips and pills Chips and pills Chips and pills Chips and pills Chips and pills Chips and pills Chips and pills Chips and pills Chips and pills Chips and pills Chips and pills Chips and pills Chips and pills Chips and pills Chips and pills Chips and pills Chips and pills Chips and pills Chips and pills Chips and pills Chips and pills Chips and pills Hello I love you Chips and pills Chips and pills Chips and pills Chips and pills Chips and pills Chips and pills Chips and pills Chips and pills Hey stinky
19.
Pizza Tonno 03:08
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We are sitting in a row While eating pizza tonno Join us now to get a slice Yeah this meal is very nice We are sitting in a row (next to each other) While eating pizza tonno (made by my mother) Join us now to get a slice (Italian purity) Yeah this meal is very nice (it isn't dirty) Getting high, feeling low I want pizza tonno Letting all my thoughts go I want pizza tonno We are sitting in a row (next to each other) While eating pizza tonno (made by my mother) Join us now to get a slice (Italian purity) Yeah this meal is very nice (it isn't dirty) Getting high, feeling low I want pizza tonno Letting all my thoughts go I want pizza tonno Getting high, feeling low I want pizza tonno Letting all my thoughts go I want pizza tonno We are sitting in a row While eating pizza tonno Join us now to get a slice Yeah this meal is very nice We are sitting in a row (next to each other) While eating pizza tonno (made by my mother) Join us now to get a slice (Italian purity) Yeah this meal is very nice (it isn't dirty)

about

Petrol Candy Records - PECA35

Welcome to "Mint"!

The earliest idea to make an album titled "Mint" dates back all the way to 2014, when I created an older version of the album cover*. No demos for the songs were made until 2016. And now, more than six years down the road, I finally made "Mint" a real album!

This album contains three phases of around 10½ minutes each:
~ Short Silly Songs (tracks 1-11)
~ Astonishingly Awesome Ambiences (tracks 12-15)
~ Fuckery For Fun (tracks 16-19)
No descriptions needed, as the titles of the phases already explain the sound of each phase for a bit. If you don't understand these titles, then just click "play" and hear for yourself!

(*The 2014 version of the album cover is included with the download!)

credits

released January 1, 2021

Thor Kissing:
Vocals, production, arrangement, composition, words, music, etc., etc.

Paul* Hermansen:
Bass recorder solo on "Chips And Pills"

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Thor Kissing The Hague, Netherlands

PHYSICAL COPIES AVAILABLE AT petrolcandy.bandcamp.com/merch

Thor Kissing is a Dutch indie pop weirdo and visual artist born in 1998.

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