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Arcade Hall

by Thor Kissing

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my home is an arcade hall kids want to come in and this is all the fault of my brother ashwin he's the most popular kid in the entire city and i think it is a really really big pity ashwin needs to get his own home and needs to be alone his friends don't need to see him and i don't wanna replace him my home is an arcade hall the house is full of games ashwin gets thrown out now by my stepdad james
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Thin Thing 02:49
you look so lovely because of your posture i feel so happy that i got to know you you're my thin thing you're my thin thing you're my thin thing you're my thin thing you're my thin thing you're my thin thing you're my thin thing you're my thin thing you look so lovely because of your posture i feel so happy that i got to know you you're my thin thing you're my thin thing you're my thin thing you're my thin thing you're my thin thing you're my thin thing you're my thin thing you're my thin thing you're my thin thing you're my thin thing you're my thin thing you're my thin thing you're my thin thing you're my thin thing you're my thin thing you're my thin thing
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Viking 02:36
i'm a viking i need to conquer the entire island that i can see from here i'm a viking when i conquerred the island i will celebrate with a glass of wine i'm a viking with a viking helmet with a red dyed beard yeah, i'm a viking i'm a viking i need to conquer the entire world i'm a viking with a viking helmet with a red dyed beard yeah, i'm a viking i'm a viking i need to conquer the entire universe i'm a viking with a viking helmet with a red dyed beard yeah, i'm a viking i'm a viking with a viking helmet with a red dyed beard yeah, i'm a viking
4.
watch out for the long haired guys they have axes and knives and are in disguise they want to kill you and all the people that surround you so be careful and make sure to look around you watch out for the long haired men they are very fast so run as quick as you can if they get you then you know that you're gonna be killed but i'm not here to scare you or to let you feel thrilled watch out for the long haired guys watch out for the long haired guys watch out for the long haired guys watch out for the long haired guys hi, it's me, please help me, s.o.s. i'm living in a shed surrounded by gangsters, please help me oh, that are the long haired guys i'll call the cops, wait a minute hello officer, my friend is caught and now i'm doing what i'm taught i'm calling you, my friend is in a shed catch the long haired guys, or my friend is dead watch out for the long haired guys watch out for the long haired guys watch out for the long haired guys watch out for the long haired guys watch out for the long haired guys watch out for the long haired guys watch out for the long haired guys watch out for the long haired guys
5.
last night i went to a party i had to bring my swimming shorts because the party took place inside a whirlpool but it was no ordinary whirlpool as always, you could sit in it but if you dived in, there was no bottom inside the whirlpool dive into this special whirlpool and i'll take you to the seaside if you swim through the tunnel you'll end up at the beach and at the beach there was a restaurant where you could eat french fries and drink coke free food for everyone and no limit behind the whirlpool dive into this special whirlpool and i'll take you to the seaside if you swim through the tunnel you'll end up at the beach but the bad thing about all of this is that it's just my imagination there's no existing whirlpool with a tunnel to a beach
6.
some girl, she rode on her horse through the street where i live her horse left some brown stuff in front of my house on the sidewalk she rode along but then i asked her to clean the sidewalk but she rode along that's not nice that's so cruel i hate the fact that the street is full of that filthy paste but after twenty minutes or so she came back, on her own the only thing she brought was a set to clean up the stuff thanks, girl thanks, girl thanks, girl thanks, girl
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i've drawn a self-portrait on which i don't wear clothes if you look a little closer you can see my fingernails i cared about details just like down under have a look at my legs my mother begs me to give her the portrait but i'd rather sell it to the poor i'm greedy because they don't have enough money to buy my self-portrait
9.
Poisoned 01:24
uhh... okay? why did ya do that? now i'm in the hospital because you poisoned me the doctors need to help me otherwise i'll die but you need to pay the bill because you poisoned me ooh, you poisoned me i'm in the hospital because you poisoned me you need to pay the bill because you poisoned me ooh, you poisoned me you're the reason that i'm here in this hospital oh dear
10.
Drink 01:43
drink water it's good for you as long as it's clean water drink milk it's good for you as long as it's from a healthy cow drinking is important important for everyone we need to drink a lot each day don't drink alcoholic liquids they are not healthy don't drink soda drinks they are not healthy drinking is important as long as you don't drink unhealthy liquids we need to drink a lot each day otherwise we will desiccate and die drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drinking has always been important and it will stay important otherwise we will desiccate and die drink
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Just Because 02:35
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Petrol Candy Records - PECA29

Mainline album #2

2020 re-release with different tracklisting and some different mixes.

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released July 7, 2017

All songs written by Thor Kissing, except track 11 written by Joe Jackson.

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Thor Kissing The Hague, Netherlands

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Thor Kissing is a Dutch indie pop weirdo and visual artist born in 1998.

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