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my home is an arcade hall
kids want to come in
and this is all
the fault of my brother ashwin
he's the most popular kid
in the entire city
and i think it
is a really really big pity
ashwin needs to get his own home
and needs to be alone
his friends don't need to see him
and i don't wanna replace him
my home is an arcade hall
the house is full of games
ashwin gets thrown out now
by my stepdad james
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Thin Thing
02:49
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you look so lovely
because of your posture
i feel so happy
that i got to know you
you're my thin thing
you're my thin thing
you're my thin thing
you're my thin thing
you're my thin thing
you're my thin thing
you're my thin thing
you're my thin thing
you look so lovely
because of your posture
i feel so happy
that i got to know you
you're my thin thing
you're my thin thing
you're my thin thing
you're my thin thing
you're my thin thing
you're my thin thing
you're my thin thing
you're my thin thing
you're my thin thing
you're my thin thing
you're my thin thing
you're my thin thing
you're my thin thing
you're my thin thing
you're my thin thing
you're my thin thing
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Viking
02:36
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i'm a viking
i need to conquer
the entire island
that i can see from here
i'm a viking
when i conquerred the island
i will celebrate
with a glass of wine
i'm a viking
with a viking helmet
with a red dyed beard
yeah, i'm a viking
i'm a viking
i need to conquer
the entire world
i'm a viking
with a viking helmet
with a red dyed beard
yeah, i'm a viking
i'm a viking
i need to conquer
the entire universe
i'm a viking
with a viking helmet
with a red dyed beard
yeah, i'm a viking
i'm a viking
with a viking helmet
with a red dyed beard
yeah, i'm a viking
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Long Haired Guys
02:32
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watch out for the long haired guys
they have axes and knives and are in disguise
they want to kill you and all the people that surround you
so be careful and make sure to look around you
watch out for the long haired men
they are very fast so run as quick as you can
if they get you then you know that you're gonna be killed
but i'm not here to scare you or to let you feel thrilled
watch out for the long haired guys
watch out for the long haired guys
watch out for the long haired guys
watch out for the long haired guys
hi, it's me, please help me, s.o.s.
i'm living in a shed surrounded by gangsters, please help me
oh, that are the long haired guys
i'll call the cops, wait a minute
hello officer, my friend is caught
and now i'm doing what i'm taught
i'm calling you, my friend is in a shed
catch the long haired guys, or my friend is dead
watch out for the long haired guys
watch out for the long haired guys
watch out for the long haired guys
watch out for the long haired guys
watch out for the long haired guys
watch out for the long haired guys
watch out for the long haired guys
watch out for the long haired guys
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last night i went to a party
i had to bring my swimming shorts
because the party took place
inside a whirlpool
but it was no ordinary whirlpool
as always, you could sit in it
but if you dived in, there was no bottom
inside the whirlpool
dive into this special whirlpool
and i'll take you to the seaside
if you swim through the tunnel
you'll end up at the beach
and at the beach there was a restaurant
where you could eat french fries and drink coke
free food for everyone and no limit
behind the whirlpool
dive into this special whirlpool
and i'll take you to the seaside
if you swim through the tunnel
you'll end up at the beach
but the bad thing about all of this
is that it's just my imagination
there's no existing whirlpool
with a tunnel to a beach
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Clean The Sidewalk
02:26
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some girl, she rode on her horse
through the street where i live
her horse left some brown stuff
in front of my house on the sidewalk
she rode along
but then i asked her
to clean the sidewalk
but she rode along
that's not nice
that's so cruel
i hate the fact that the street is full
of that filthy paste
but after twenty minutes or so
she came back, on her own
the only thing she brought
was a set to clean up the stuff
thanks, girl
thanks, girl
thanks, girl
thanks, girl
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Self-Portrait
00:36
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i've drawn a self-portrait
on which i don't wear clothes
if you look a little closer
you can see my
fingernails
i cared about details
just like down under
have a look at my
legs
my mother begs me
to give her the portrait
but i'd rather sell it to the
poor
i'm greedy
because they don't have enough money
to buy my self-portrait
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Poisoned
01:24
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uhh... okay?
why did ya do that?
now i'm in the hospital
because you poisoned me
the doctors need to help me
otherwise i'll die
but you need to pay the bill
because you poisoned me
ooh, you poisoned me
i'm in the hospital
because you poisoned me
you need to pay the bill
because you poisoned me
ooh, you poisoned me
you're the reason
that i'm here
in this hospital
oh dear
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Drink
01:43
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drink
water
it's good for you
as long as it's clean water
drink
milk
it's good for you
as long as it's from a healthy cow
drinking is important
important for everyone
we need to drink a lot each day
don't drink alcoholic liquids
they are not healthy
don't drink soda drinks
they are not healthy
drinking is important
as long as you don't drink unhealthy liquids
we need to drink a lot each day
otherwise we will desiccate and die
drink drink drink
drink drink drink
drink drink drink
drink drink drink
drinking has always been important
and it will stay important
otherwise we will desiccate and die
drink
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Just Because
02:35
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Thor Kissing is a Dutch indie pop weirdo and visual artist born in 1998.
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